Anonymous said: what do you look for in a man? ;)
Water, 35 liters. Carbon, 20 kg. Ammonia, 4 liters. Lime, 1.5 kg. Phosphorus, 800 g. Salt, 250 g. Saltpeter, 100 g. Sulfur, 80 g. Fluorine, 7.5 g. Iron, 5 g. Silicon, 3 g. And trace amounts of 15 other elements.
where the fuck did all my shoelaces go
you’re all fucking idiots
tumblr: where we can have the president of the united states, a gif of supernatural, and the staff swearing and bitching at us all in the same post.
and it all makes perfect sense
sometimes i look at my follower count and think “wow thats a lot of people i probably disappoint on a regular basis”
i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE
I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”
THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS
i should not be allowed to write character dialogue: the montage
Reasons You Should Write Character Dialogue: A Montage
WHAT ARE YOU WRITING THAT HAS THIS BECAUSE I WANT TO READ IT SEVEN TIMES