Friday, July 18, 2014
just-keep-diving-down-the-hole:

peeho1e:

askthemariobros:

rainbow-dash-101:

at the risk of this going horribly im going to do this

reblogging this
because i’ll regret it

i accept

This isn’t going to end well

just-keep-diving-down-the-hole:

peeho1e:

askthemariobros:

rainbow-dash-101:

at the risk of this going horribly im going to do this

reblogging this

because i’ll regret it

i accept

This isn’t going to end well

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waffle-os:

stitched-to-a-smile:

animechibileak123:

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

Also immunity cat protects your blog from “if you don’t reblog I’m judging you” posts

puc-k:

princecharmingtobe:

convenientlyrad:

accidentally laughing at something that’s really bad or offensive

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porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

lock-lamora:

duhpercy:

ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM

Use the men’s room they won’t expect it

'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'

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Doggy Argument- Mom let the dogs out to do their business

  • Obnoxious Old Neighbour: Oh God, not those dogs barking again!
  • Mom: Excuse me they've only just come out!
  • Obnoxious Old Neighbour: I'm sick of hearing them bark
  • Mom: Well like I said before if you're going to complain about my dogs, complain about everyone else's as well.
  • Obnoxious Old Neighbour: All your dogs do is bark
  • Mom: They're dogs, they bark, that's what dogs do, just like old people and complaining

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

callmeoutis:

armorgan66:

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.

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thank you director fury

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